July 2011
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b'nana bread cookiez
SO, yesterday I decided to do some baking using whatever I had around the house (I only used food products, feel free to use anything you want to make a less edible baked good.) The first things that caught my glass (not really glass) eye were some bananas and some oats. So, immediately I thought I’d make some oatmeal, BUT THAT’S NOT BAKING SO FORGET IT. My next idea was cookies, and...
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The Sound of Silence & Quick Bread
So, I like quick bread a lot. I don’t care what you think (that’s not true, I care deeply about what you think about me.) So, you perverts are probably going to see a quick bread here and there every so often. This beautiful golden god of a quick bread shown above is a little number I made at work. He is imbued with the power of fresh herbs. The herbs that so lovingly gave their...
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Pizza Simulator! →
FUTURE PIZZA!
DO IT!
DO IT!
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Wed'ingz & Being Bizzy
Okay, so I guess I should apologize for the serious lack of an update, but I won’t. I’ve been super busy recently (not that it’s any of your business.) I was busy doing this wedding, as you can see by what I’ve posted, but now that’s it’s over I can finally get back to satisfying all you hungry little piggies, AM I RIGHT? So, I bet all you fresh chunkers out...
May 2011
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Minimal Frillz Ch'clate Chip Cookiez
Why hello there, you scruffy nerf herders. Did you guys know National Chocolate Chip Cookie Week was like two weeks ago? I didn’t, and seeing as I play by my own set of rules I’ve decided to celebrate it this week by giving all of you a delicious chocolate chip cookie recipe with just a touch of magic added. Now, this is a classic NO FRILLS chocolate chip cookie recipe that I love....
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Whole Wheat Sconez! Now w/ Gorgonzola!
Hey there, dirty little friends! Put your eye mouths all over these whole wheat scones with gorgonzola and black pepper. I made these at work last night and they came out fantastic if I do say so myself (and I do.) I’ll put a recipe up for these soon. SO JUST RELAX, HOLD YOUR PONIES.
-Brang-Dang
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Soon Enough!
hey, sorry again for the lack of a recipe this week. we’ve been a bit busy. i bought L.A. Noire and Pokemon White this week and last night we went to Blip Fest. BUT FEAR NOT, because this just means we’ll have to put up two recipes next week! REJOICE FRIENDS!
You've Never Heard of the Millennium Falcon? →
This is fantastic, I’m not usually too giddy about super fancy cakes, but how can I resist a cake that’s made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?
Star Wars themed baked goods are in order for the very near future. try to stop me, go ahead try. But before you do that why don’t we compare each other’s total midi-cholorian count.
-Brang-Dang
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Lil Brang-Dang's Breakfast Tip:
Hey, you nerds! Open your earholes and listen up! Lil Brang-Dang wanted me to give you some advice for the next time you pour some cereal in your breakfast bowls. He wants all you breakfast big boyz out there to throw some M&Ms all over your bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, he swears it’s like “taking your mouthtasters on a first class trip to Flavor City, and they’re...
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Honey PLZ Cashew Qu'kbread
I bet you’re all like “Ooh, I can’t make bread it takes too long. I’m totally an impatient wiener. ” Well shut your gob and listen good because there’s a little something called quick bread. Now legend has it that the Greek god of war, Ares sent mortals the knowledge of quick bread because he was tired of waiting around all day for delicious earthly bread...
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L'monade Cupcakes
Lemonade is the most refreshing of all the summertime beverages. There’s no arguing that, if you disagree you’re most likely a fascist. I’ve been told this cupcake is like “biting into a glass of lemonade” minus the broken shards of glass and bloody gums. Martha Stewart’s cupcake book totally helped me with the cake part of this recipe, big ups to...
